I am happy to hand over today’s post to my very good friend Mirja aka delphini510 and her unusual take on property selling. Hope you will enjoy it.
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Reading many estate agents’ formal and stilted descriptions of properties for sale, I was overtaken by a wicked impulse.
So here is my quirky approach to a sales “blurb”.
Dream House
Is your dream of a house, a place
where in the morning you can step out;
hear birdsong whilst see them feed.
Surrounded by honeysuckle, clematis,
mighty trees.
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To sit on a bench tucked in between,
have colourful butterflies visit
along with dragonflies.
Filling your senses with peace
before the day begins.

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If this sounds right for you, please do step in;
Coffee is brewing, you can share with me.
I will show you around,
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let your feet connect with mighty oak,
sawn and smoothed.
Did you notice the windows
facing the rising sun?
Showing off flowers and shrubs.

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You now face two wings,
one leading left, one right.
Four bedrooms to the left;
yes, they are big,
Did you notice the bathroom had jacuzzi too?
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Back we traipse, turn to the right,
then right again. Quirky? I know, that’s what I like.
Through the sunny breakfast room to kitchen,
also lit by the sun
showing off the porcelain tiled floor.
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By the way, did you notice the brownies?
I baked them myself.
Please help yourself
Back again and there is the lounge
with plenty of books and yes, T.V.
Please do roam around.
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Next, two steps to the dining room
Looking out over a wooden deck,
steps leading to the lawn.
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Now my favourite, the Garden Room
always so bright,
views of the garden wrapping itself around,
The house nestling in its heart.

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Come with me to the secret garden
hidden on the side;
with berries of all kind.
The grape vine is enough for some wine
or just eating as they are.
A little patio with seating to just enjoy.

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Price: Oh, better start saving pennies and pounds.
Meanwhile I have enjoyed having you around.
By Mirja





